Random Crafts: July 2008

Friday 25 July 2008

IF - Canned

Marlow and Midge were deeply concerned about the environment so insisted on their new luxury home being made entirely of recycled materials.

Wednesday 23 July 2008

Wednesday 9 July 2008

For elephants whose trunks are very long,
the smells that they smell must really pong.
Giraffes have noses that are very small
and can only sniff things that smell very tall.

A platypus has a nose that’s very wide,
this means he can only smell things on the side.
A dog has a nose that is suited to seeking,
a good thing indeed as they don’t bother speaking.

There are many noses that have been misjudged.
For instance a pig’s nose all hairy and sludged.
And what of the ant- eater and the poor mole,
whose noses are constantly poked down a hole.

And then there are people whose noses are small
and not well equipped to be smelling at all.
Even the people whose noses are longer can only smell smells that smell much stronger!

Friday 25 July 2008

IF - Canned

Wednesday 23 July 2008

IF - Enough!

Wednesday 9 July 2008

IF SOUR